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1960s Teenager


Songs 9       The Last Examination


Melody & violin: Barbara Korner; vocals: Rick Hayter
Lyrics: David Gardiner

That’s the last examination I’ll be sitting for a while
I wish I could believe that I might go the extra mile
Sail through to University and make my father proud
But I know I’m nothing special, just a face amongst the crowd.

My father says that talent isn’t handed down intact
It’s diluted and diminished when the genome is unpacked
And what’s left is never quite as good as what it might have been
If we hadn’t all been saddled with ‘Regression to the Mean’.

So I never try to kid myself I’ll rise above the pack
I’m aiming at the middle, not completely at the back
I only want to struggle through, avoiding a disgrace
Enough to keep my dignity, enough to save my face

But now it’s summer holidays and freedom of a kind
I can go and seek adventure, take it easy and unwind
I can try to be an adult making choices of my own
Or even find a girlfriend so I needn’t be alone

Growing up is scary and I mustn’t get it wrong
It’s not as if I hadn’t seen it coming all along
But I wish that they had told me what it’s really all about
Is there some elusive secret that I haven’t yet found out?



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